It happens about twice a week, that I go into the bathroom in the back of our office to find two giant shoe prints on the toilet seat. I get it, some people find the idea of squatting to take a shit, much more productive/comfortable/luxurious? I don't know because I don't do it (especially at work) but what I do know is that I have to wipe off the god damn seat every time because you've decided that's not part of the process of your shit. So I do, and every time it makes me cringe to have to realize and visualize (because my brain just works that way I guess) all of my different 75+ co-workers taking a squatting shit at work. I hate it and I've started to hate you/everyone I work with, because you make me clean up your mess and make me think about while I do it.
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