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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Pigging Out

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Apr 9, 2013 at 12:23 PM

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. You and your awful mess of cornrows brought a god damn pig into the Tin Shed. A PIG IS A BARNYARD ANIMAL! The four dogs were bad enough but then came the cloven hooves with all snorting and the snuffling. I had to cut my breakfast woefully short. The small child at the next table was smart enough to be terrified. I guess he understands how good pigs are at disposing of bodies. I will never go to that restaurant again. This was an "I hate Portland moment". Fuck.

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