Pigging Out

Comments

1
I would've just stared into his beady little eyes as I munched my delicious bacon.
2
Pigs don't have hooves, you fucking Philistine.
3
Yes, pigs actually do have hooves.
4
That's a fucking lie.
5
Did you actually go to elementary school?
6
Ten bucks says that the pig dude also rides a tall bike.
7
I would say that it is fine to ask the staff to make the pig leave under those circumstances.

To be fair though, pigs are as smart and kind as dogs. And probably sniff your crotch less.
8
Well, it is a tin shed. That's where my grandpa kept his pigs.
9
I'll take pigs in a restaurant over bratty screaming children any day.
10
Blabby- No, but they are avid leg-humpers.
11
You know, years ago I stumbled upon a pretty good solution for this kind of thing: never ever eat at The Tin Shed.
12
How big of a pig are we talking? If it's a small, "Babe: Pig in the City"-sized pig, that's adorable and you're a monster. If it's a full-blown "you're breakfast next week" pig, then yeah that's probably gross.
13
BBQ sauce? Solution.
14
"Service swine"
15
If you don't want to eat with adorable, delightful dogs even, then good riddance to you. Tin Shed is GREAT! I would <3 to eat with a pig there.
16
There's potbelly pigs and then there's "Cocksucker Swidgen's convenient way of getting rid of evidence" size pigs. Which was it?
17
pretty sure i know who that is, and the pig in question is a bitty potbellied pet that lives indoors. so suck it, hater.