Jesus Christ. You fucking idiot waste of space alcoholic. My yard isn't a hang out for you. Or the new couple you're spending time with. (WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE THIEVES BTW. NO MATTER HOW MUCH 'COMPASSION' YOU THINK YOUR UGLY GODDAMNED JEWELRY AND SIGN WILL GET YOU. PEOPLE IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD DO ACTUALLY TALK TO EACH OTHER.) You've called me a cunt and a bitch, then begged me to let it slide the next day. If I had a car and didn't really value my freedom that much (because unlike you, I take being booked pretty seriously) I would drive your piece of shit ass out to the mountain with a liter of vodka and drop you there.

To the people who sell you booze and give you money, STOP DOING IT. Unless like, you want to be called a cunt too. To the businesses around watching this pickled pisshead throw around their chairs, call the goddamned cops. It takes a village you fucking morons. If you don't, you're as bad as he is.

Or maybe a call to the OLCC suggesting it's you selling the drinks to him may inspire you?

To the business that attracts these awful goddamned people, why did you have to set up here? It's been nothing but shit since you showed up.