Why must you spit so much? You're not even chewing tobacco. Whenever you go outside you become the awkward spitter guy.
Spit spit spit, maybe it's Tourette's? I dunno. You seldom hock a lung scoby up but man, hate to say it, learn how to spit.
You try to come off as some bad ass street brawler but you spit like a total nancy. Even I, a total ninny, can spit tougher than you.