Fuck you and your self-serving sentiments. I hope the next bored wife that you manage to disappoint in bed blasts a huge vomitus waterfall of shit into your mouth while you sleep. You feeble little fecal maggot. Keep your filthy nose out of other people's shit, lest you end up choking on it.
Dear, Bag of Dick's Anon
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