The first person that shouted at Todd Glass for being gay was dumb as hell. The second one, that when asked his name for a part of a bit responded "your gay" (I'm spelling it "your" because that's how this fatter version of Sam from Game of Thrones would have typed it), you're a piece of shit. That's the joke a shithead seventh grader would have made. You could have played along and let us get through his bit, which would have been funny because he's a damn good professional comedian. Instead, you took the dumbass road and tried to be funny yourself. I hope your friends let you know that NO ONE thought you were funny, that they are ashamed of you, and that you learn the lesson to shut the fuck up for the rest of Bridgetown.
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