You were behind me at the Prince late show. You were wasted, loud and fucking retarded. I turned around and told you I would really prefer to hear that man on stage instead of you. You were not nice, and proceeded to talk about how everyone around you sucked and was the death of rock and roll, all the while Prince was blowing people's minds. I ended up giving you a glass of water since hydrating might lessen your hangover. You know what you'll never recover from? A legend performing his ass off for true devoted fans who will always remember it. You'll just remember how cool you were for ruining other people's nights. Good for you. Kill yourself .
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