I Apologize for Going Down on All Four of You

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What?
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This is not the post I was looking for. Can you give your boring rants less enticing titles in the future?
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it huuuurts
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"You know the scene in that horrible Dane Cook movie no one has ever watched or has actually heard of but does now because they looked it up on IMDb and secretly knew beforehand that the movie was probably really horrible but needed to confirm it to put this whole I,A in the proper perspective, movie reference and all".
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It sounds like there are boobs in this story?
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Until the last two sentences, I thought this was written by a dwarf woman.
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Haven't we all been saved by cleavage on one difficult day or other?
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Awesome title .... but .... did anyone actually go down on anyone in this incident? I can't tell....
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AWE, the good old Boom Boom Room. I've seen people eat ass, and fall into the "bartenders pit." I agree, the bar there is highly unsafe.

I assume the only people who went down is the birthday he/she?
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If it's a flick of a certain kind it muust have boobs. If not it will be not distributed. Kinda like the 3 laws of robotics.
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Whut.
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So basically, something something something something...titties.
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You guys really need to stop publishing this shit.
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Too many damn stupid hippies who think they can write shit.
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Ha Ha Ha!!! She thinks she's a writer.
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I,A, were you still drunk when you vomited this through your fingertips?
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BokChoy, why do you assume that a girl wrote this? Isn't the Boom a strip club? Just because I,A referenced a Dane Cook movie doesn’t make I,A a girl. Your assumption and your lame Ha Ha Ha remark, makes you sound a little green-eyed with envy.

Not that this I,A is anything special by any means, but I’ve noticed that when I,A’s actually get published and they read alright, you commentary folk, always try to out write the last one using the same, roundabout subject… And you fail most of the time! Ha Ha Ha
Happy Belated Birthday I,A
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I think you owe us all an apology.