You have very nice boobs. You occasionally show this off to us randy dudes and ladies. I mean, really nice boobs. Mint condition. Show room shape.
Now, when you decide its the day to show 'em off, why do you wear something on the outer part of your body? Oh, that's right. You wore that to cover those the minute one of us decides to get a gander.
It's a dumb game. End it.
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