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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Portland Drivers = Cock Puppets

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Apr 24, 2013 at 9:39 AM

Way back when I took drivers ed in NJ, for testing purposes the onramp was referred to as the "acceleration lane". It was your one chance to get up to freeway speed to merge w/ traffic. You're NOT supposed to go down this lane while pumping your breaks every 2 seconds at 39 mph. You will cause a FUCKING ACCIDENT. I fantasize about having a cow catcher on the front of my rig so that I can ram the back of your shit sled at mach speed and watch it explode into a thousand pieces all over the onramp Road Warrior style. Learn to merge you fucking cock puppet - or stay home.

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