You're pregnant, woo high five! You are single, don't have a job and are fuzzy on exactly who the father might be (and don't actually care)? That's awesome! You're keeping it? Of course you are, yay! You can barely take care of yourself on the best of days? Raising a child by yourself when you haven't a cent to your name is easy a fuck, no problem!
Move back to Medford with the rest of your jobless baby-making friends, that shit doesn't belong here.
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