Poor Parkers

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I agree.
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What's it matter, everybody's giving up their car soon, didn't you get the memo?
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Implying that the people who park in the middle aren't the same sociopathic shits who drive slow in the fast lane, etc.

I'm not saying it's because white people culture is shit, or anything, mind you...

EDIT: I mean, don't we all secretly wish we could go back to being dirty, illiterate peasants? It's not like the world is full of people who are driven towards death, or anything...
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That street parking space doesn't belong to you! You have no right to park near your destination, you gashole! I ride my fixie 15 miles every day, and grow my own kale, breeder!!1! MOVE BACK TO MEDFORD!!!1!!1!!11

And so on....
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People do this in a lot of cities to be honest with you.
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This is why youparklikeanasshole.com was created.
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Man, what do you have against the poor, asshole? What, only rich, PRIVILEGED drivers deserve to park like jerks?? Go back to the Pearl!!!
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Oh I see what you're doing there. Nice try!

But, um, I imagine that the dickbags who live in the Pearl have their own parking spots in their fancy warehouse-turned-loft residences.
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jambox, man, you should get that head of yours checked buddy.
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Can't handle the truth, frankie? The world is full of fucks who will do shit like that just to piss people off. It's shitty German culture, whiny bitches pissed off that they don't get to be superstitious peasants praying in church and getting assraped by the fuedal lords, so they they take out their pathetic pre-modern frustrations on whoever they can.

Just wait, these brown fucks are going to get rid of fluoride, too. And by brown, I mean NAZI. BLOOD AND SOIL, BITCH

BLOOD AND SOIL. ORGANIC.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_and_soil

Whiny, entitled white fucks are all pretty similar after all.
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Like they don't secretly want to see brown kids' teeth rot out.
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onlysane-

I was just making fun of the title, but you're welcome to take it personally.
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To be fair they probably parked in between two small cars and you probably just need to buy a shorter car.
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parking in portland always generates fights. As an example one time i had to park between a large motorhome and a motorcycle. Then later the cop shows up with three parking attendants from a nearby goodman lot. They let me off that time but this was in the era of Mayor Potter. Its little known but Mayor Potter was a friend of the people and not friendly to the force he came from.
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Peter Parker is Spiderman! shhhhhh
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Amen.
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Doesn't bother me, I'm car free!!!!*






*As long as it's sunny and over 70F and I skipped CrossFit
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Did Jesus invent that Chunty?