The sex is awesome. We do it 3, 5 times a day. Last few weeks have been amazing! Thank you for being a lousy lay btw. I see what's coming as well.... I'm making choices see. You neglected this part.
I'm going to keep on fucking and sucking her until it gets just a hair more beyond this. Then, when the commitment slapper comes looking for me, guess what???
Gone. Gone and gone. Fucking a, a mother of a good fuck. I'll be totally g to the one.
On to the next. Yep. I'm that asshole. Here I am There I go.....
Later, you crying sad sack of shit....I fucked your ex!
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