Pied Piping Your Dumb Ass

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1
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
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I believe it's a balding hipster in denial trying to rap^
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waaah, stop being social creatures in the middle of the night while i'm crying and masturbating! waaaaah!

that's all i got from this. that and there's some sort of bug problem.
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Always good to have the pheromes on your side.
5
New reality show. 3 hipsters and 3 yuppies living together in a house completely infested with ant colonies. Final showdown involves bullet ants, an English grammar test, and voter ballot reading comprehension. There.
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Also, hail ants!
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You have ants because you are a slob. Try taking out the garbage and cleaning the kitchen once in a while, unless you like having ants. Which is probably the case, given you are clearly a creepy, creepy motherfucker.
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Where are you gonna redirect your crabs?
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^^82nd.
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Not nearly as interesting as the guy with crow minions. Come back when you have succeeded in redirecting those ants and I'll reconsider.
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Antsy?
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Somebody played too much SimAnt as a kid...
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This was the ANTithesis of a good Anon
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Not for nothing, but how do you know where the ants are coming from? I had ants in a house, & spent 2 years applying ant-killer around the baseboards, doors & windows. When the old roof was torn off to be replaced, we discovered the ant nest was actually in the rafters.

Also, ants won't follow your leadership unless you know how to secrete a pheromone trail.