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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

You Broke the Code

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, May 7, 2013 at 6:28 PM

Dear neighborhood recycle bin hunters:

We have a pact, I don't hassle you when you come onto my property, you hide my alcoholism from my neighbors by cleaning out the bin a couple of times a week.

You haven't been around lately even though I live a couple of blocks away from a grocery store. Lets keep your oath, shall we? I can already feel the shame of of my neighbors eyes on me after I haul a second bottle container out to the curb and the morning brings a double bin dump this week.

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