I can hear you. Everyone in the office can hear you. Stop chewing your fucking gum so loudly! I know I should just ask you to stop, but I also know you will find it offensive no matter how nicely I ask and I have to continue to work with you. Do you really need to chew gum all day with your mouth open, smacking and slobbering? I FUCKING HATE IT!!! SERENITY NOW!!!!
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