And a few of the favorites on your green list are probably- money (and lots of it), weed (really big huge ass joints), turtles (they're cute, right?), and green lights (the ones that explain with color that it’s MY FUCKING TURN). Yes, I said green lights because you fucking stole mine. I should not have to break coming into an intersection, when I have the green light, just because you can’t wait to turn.
You need to stay fucking there for two reasons! 1. It causes accidents. ACCIDENTS! And 2. Its fucking Friday, and don’t want to deal with accident shit, I want a fucking beer after work.
Don't be fucking selfish with our time!
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