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Friday, May 10, 2013

Stop Making Me Do All the Fucking Detective Work!

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, May 10, 2013 at 7:22 PM

We’re on this dating site together. You have all the same info, abilities, and visibilities that I do, only you chose to ignore the info that I have provided you, and have gone straight to messaging me. As much as I appreciate you thinking with your penis, because I would like to think that I am relatively cute. Stop doing it! Pay attention to the smaller details before jumping in. This site allows us to answer the same question and then gives a percentage rate, based off those questions. If you have 32% in common with someone all across the board, don’t message them. Why would you do that? So you can try and put your penis in my dick deposit? It’s just not going to happen! I’m going to ignore you.

(And stop saying certain things are not a deal breaker. Cause if it weren’t a deal breaker, then you would have answered differently)

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