You know, it's that time of year again. The weather turning nice, the rain is going away, people are bringing out their shorts and flip-flops. It's also the time of year when you see more White people with locs.
Dreadlocks that is. Apparently it's socially acceptable again. I see your pasty ass at the farmer's market, walking down Division, on campus, by the waterfront...Your nasty hair dangling like cat turds from your skull.
Get it together! Your hair wasn't meant to do that and you just look nasty!
(P.S. Vikings and Germanic people didn't count because that was a Suebian knot and it was a nasty big old lump of hair hanging off your forehead.)