To the man who berated me in a PSU bathroom for not washing my hands after taking a piss: the intense level of anger you demonstrated while repeatedly shouting: “wash your Hands! that is fucking disgusting! you touched your PENIS!” caught me too off guard to do much more than laugh at you and call you a fucking nut. And while I stand by my initial assessment, I do wish I had said more.
You were right. I did touch my penis. But, thanks to the auto-flush urinals, that is all I touched. My penis is the cleanest. I wager that more germs can be found on that bathroom’s (non-automated, mind you) sink handles than on the skin o my dick (not to mention the environmental cost of the extra water, soap, dryer/towel). Public-poopers use those handles (FYI, I am not a total barbarian — I wash after shitting, or whenever the urinal has a manual flusher).
Enough about my habits — what about you, Mr. Bathroom police? Do you scrub your hands after everytime you touch your dick? If one of your sausage fingers accidentally brushes your junk while changing clothes — is it a race to the soap? Do you only allow your penis to be touched by others if there is sanitation station nearby?
If you answered “no” to the above questions, then quit holding strangers’ bathroom habits to a higher standard than you hold yourself to. If you answered “yes” to the above questions — well, I don’t know — maybe you have a filthy dick and you should go wash it. In the meantime, quit watching other people pee
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