To the asshole in the white Subaru Impreza,
I knew you were trouble when I saw you on Naito Parkway tonight. Right by the Morrison off ramp you pulled into the far right lane to harass the homeless asleep under the bridge by slowing down and honking at them. You preceded to do it again at the Hawthorne bridge underpass. You are a fucking asshole. May your dick shrivel up and fall off!
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