"Oh man, here comes a dude who is darker than me. He wants trouble, I can tell. 'might be one of those "apple pickers".
Glad I got my gun strapped etc."
Dude, you are so clearly a douche. Nice flashing your concealed gun. Kind of awesome as you, i mean you, are like almost five feet tall. Getting into a huge ass truck with a much taller wife who definitely owns you. Btw. She's really fat now.
Also, on a separate note, where else can a guy get regular pair of Dickie's pants w/o the cell phone pocket??!
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