I consider myself a caring and responsible dog owner. My dog is a rambunctious adolescent with some training to be finished but is in NO WAY vicious! If you've got an energetic well socialized dog AVOID WASHINGTON SCHOOL! My dog barks when he plays, he is not attacking your inbred poodle sir! Also he runs, that's a thing normal dogs do...if you haven't beaten the animal out of them! If you want to stand around chatting with humans commenting on each other's designer sunglasses and bedazzled water bowls this is the park for you. My new dog crew of choice hangs out at the Mt. Tabor park where pooping, peeing, barking, running, "bad" dogs congregate. We didn't like you guys anyway!
Stop Judging My Dog, Yuppie Scum!
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