On your cell phone talking about how "This city has the worst unemployment" and "the highest insurance rates." If you don't like it, move back to where you came from and get rid of those half-assed dreadlocks white woman while you are at it. Jesus. Oh yeah, get rid of the lame boyfriend who doesn't work even tho sometimes he makes "$20 bucks an hour" when he does ACTUALLY work. Yeah we heard it all. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT OF OUR TOWN.
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