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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

"I Don't Tip"

Posted by Anonymous on Wed, Jun 5, 2013 at 8:42 AM

I got stiffed on a $72.50 tab yesterday. I work at a little coffee shop in SE, alone. I hope the 5 sandwiches, 4 drinks, 7 scratch-made cookies in the middle of a rush have him shitting for days.

Pro-Tip: be nice to the person making your food.

Sincerely, tip ya fuckin waita.

PS: I voided your gift card.

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