Is that your face? Dear fucking lord, that used to be your face!!! The desperateness radiating from your pea sized brain, might be giving me cancer, like those breast implants, botox and years of tanning are going to give you. I can hear your silent, fervent prayer, "Dear Jesus, please, please, PLEASE!!! SOMEONE TELL ME I"M PRETTY!" Newsflash: Jesus is dead, and you're not pretty, you look like what I imagine Jesus looks like now. If you were a nice person I might forgive your appearance, but you're not. Thank Allah you are too stupid to figure out how to open the door to my work.
Pearl District Freaks, I Mean, Women
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