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Thursday, June 6, 2013

What the Shit? Shit!

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Jun 6, 2013 at 1:37 PM

Look new guy I like you. I think that you’re going to be a nice addition to the office, as long as we get one thing clear. When on your way out the main office door with a magazine in your hand, heading for the bathroom directly across from the main door, do not choose to participate in a halfway over conversation between other employees, then ask a question as you’re walking out, making the answerer walk with you just to answer, and then give them a look when shutting the bathroom door bringing attention to them that you do have a god damned magazine in your hand, hinting you're going to be awhile. Cause i dont need a fucking visual picture, of you reading "Men's Journal" where Elvis died!

Happens again? I will walk to the bathroom with a tampon behind my ear,.. say I won’t!

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