Portland Ladies! Are you pro sexual liberation but are tired of the men-children in this town treating you like shit and calling you a feminazi when you want equality and a chance to bang just like everybody else?

Pull the pussy. Close up shop. Lets all buy vibrators (those of us that are straight, although LGBTQ are always welcome) and quit fucking these douchebag Portland Transplant males whom have unrealistically high expectations yet are filthy overconfident only flat sheet owing slobs that can BARELY fuck, much less disclose disease. "Yeah baby/MAN, you're sexy with your part time job, child you don't support, and full blown alcoholism!"

Let's just masturbate! It's more satisfying anyway.

PULL THE PUSSY. Fuck NO MALE. If it actually works I'd love to see these entitled assholes complaining like hens. Well, they already do that but still....

Just a suggestion.