Pull the Pussy!

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This is either written by Matt Forney or as a result of someone meeting Matt Forney.
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Hmm...generalizing about an entire gender...there's a word for that, isn't there?
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Good luck with that
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Stupid people have their own culture and don't know much outside of that. When a woman attracts the same type of stupid man in her life over and over again, instead of realizing she is stupid, she will automatically think all men are that way...
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Go ahead, lady. With that kind of enlightened attitude towards men you will not be missed.
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Worked for Lysistrata.
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I thought I saw a "Pull the Pussy" booth down at the farmers market.
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...and the people at the taffy booth looked at you really strangely?
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I'm pretty sure I know who posted this; what's funny is all the above commenters are not intelligent enough to try to puzzle it out.
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Puzzle out that it's a troll?
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Yes, but which troll? HMMM...
*she* Hint #1
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Chicostix is a troll, that much is obvious...
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Twern't me, if that's what you're thinkin. I don't write I,As about social issues. Too annoying, and it's not my job to educate you morons.
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“Wait, and Masturbate”

I'm not only the Masturbation Club President, I'm also a client, and I guarantee it!
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'and a chance to bang just like everybody else?' Uh, if everyone else is banging (I am considered 'everyone else' to you) then why do i need to 'close up shop' again?

I'm currently comfortable in stage two with mine, and i want to continue to bang! There will be no shortage in banging!
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Well, what came first? The fucking army of narcissistic, emotionally-vacant, commitment-phobic users/charlatans; or the army of women who go for this type like there's no pair of panties thick enough to absorb all the juice, and are completely bored and put off by men who are emotionally grounded and have their shit together?
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this person had a bad experience or two and expects every other woman in portland to forgo sex because of it? i'm pretty sure there are plenty of women in portland enjoying their sexual activities despite there being a horde of lackluster lays.

some of us transplant males don't think we're entitled to sex, aren't men-children, are respectful in and out of the bed, and aren't part-time employed drunks. also, YOU might be the reason for the poor fucking. it's not always the guys fault women aren't getting off. or no one is at fault for the bed sex, because sometimes the sex just isn't any good.
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Pull the pussy? Is that accomplished the same way I pull out the bread basket in Operation? Just carefully, without hitting the metal sides, right?
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I believe "Pull the Pussy" was actually a popular board game back in the 1970s that was beloved both by young children only half-aware of the double entendres of the title and their drunk on merlot and Quaalude-loving parents who would often bring it out later in the night at cocktail parties of the era...

Ah, I have fond memories of playing a nice game of "Pull the Pussy" with Steely Dan blaring on the hi-fi...
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"Yeah baby/MAN, you're sexy with your part time job, child you don't support, and full blown alcoholism!"

Anon, you need a new circle of friends. Or better yet, move away from Gresham.

Most women I've dated in this town have higher libidos than I do, good luck getting all of them to give up sex because you can't find a decent guy (the common denominator is you, not men - stop projecting). Good luck!
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Brilliant plan. When our testicles turn as blue as smurf balls, then drop off and roll down the sidewalk, you'll RULE THIS BURG!
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Someone has a hysterical sense of self.