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Shouting Into the Void

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Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Peanut Eater

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Jun 11, 2013 at 4:16 PM

"I'm going to go to the bathroom" I whispered to my friend. Instead, I went to the lobby and reported YOUR ass for ruining the first 5 minutes of the movie. You sat behind me and in-between you cracking the shells, eating the nuts, and tossing shells on the floor, I fucking lost it. They refunded my ticket on the spot(thanks).

I went back into the theatre to find my partner to tell them we have a reffund and should just go.

Not only were you still at it, you had your iPhone out at the same time.

We loved the shit fit you threw. You fat fucking pig, stay home!

As we were making our way out, I saw you having a shit fit about not being able to eat your trader joes peanuts(loudly) in the theatre

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