I fucking loathe your piece of shit son. But what I loathe even more than your kid is your shitty parenting and lack of concern for me or even your kid after he slams me into the American Apparel storefront with his bike. Really dude? You're going to stop half a block away gawking then take off the second your asshole son tells me to "Mooooove!" and hops back on his bike!?! Be a man you pussy.
You should be fucking sterilized. And just to prevent further propagation of inept parents, your son should be too. Fucking dick.
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