You and your girlfriend pulled up and parked along the Lombard, where you immediately complained about the market sign that was in your way, when you could have parked anywhere along the street. You complained to the barista in the cart next to the market about the “awful” produce at the market, after seeing me shop there.
Then your girlfriend complained about the barista “being dramatic” when she was actually being NICE. Your girlfriend sat there and mocked the barista for a good few minutes for NO REASON. That was after your girlfriend continuously yelled at your dog and yanked on the poor thing repeatedly. Both of you are gross, unhappy people who shouldn’t be allowed to interact with others. Seriously, don’t leave the house again and if you do, stay away from the produce market I shop at and the coffee cart I support. You both need to wake the fuck up.
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