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Monday, June 17, 2013

Eau De Humanity

Posted by Anonymous on Mon, Jun 17, 2013 at 3:55 PM

To the oblivious young woman with earbuds who I apparently "assaulted" by invading your personal space: when you are unresponsive to a loud enough to hear over downtown ambient noise "excuse me," a tap on your shoulder is an appropriate way to get your attention to let you know that it is NOT OKAY to blindly and generously spray whatever Sephora product you just wasted money on around your head when there are other people standing right next to you at an intersection, especially on a windy day. If its some sort of face perfume, I would get my money back because it smells like a $3 cinnamon Airwick candle, but hey, thanks so much for sharing.

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