Dear Dad

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2
maybe the merc confessions blog isn't the place to send this letter?


unless...is w. steven humphrey the father in question? cuz that would make A LOT of sense, actually.
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She told me she'd get an abortion if anything happened, and I used protection. Sorry your mom is unstable, kid.
4
Who's your daddy?
5
God forbid you get a job now that you're an adult.
6
How much did your mother receive in welfare? You'll have to compound that amount, and have her repay the difference.
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Kid, I didnt even know my old man and there you go gripping about how much your daddy owes you on the stock exchange.
You danged silver spoons dont have any appreciation of what has been given to you. You deserve much less.
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Your fatherless life is a decision that both your mother AND father made. Get half the money from her and use it to hunt him down for the other half.
9
Can't get a gallery to show your art?