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Thursday, June 20, 2013

You Want to Fuck your Gum

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Jun 20, 2013 at 12:53 PM

That is the only explanation I can think of. Ooohhh, juicy gum, I'm gonna fuck you good. Is that what your thinking about when you incessantly make all those sex noises with gum in your mouth. The slobbering, and slushing, and mofuckin' poppin' off wit dat gum. It just keeps getting louder, and more obnoxious. Get some manners!

[NOTE FROM EDITOR: Guys! This is like the second gum-smacking I, Anonymous we've received in a week's time. WE GET IT. You don't like gum smackers! Let this be the last one, and carry on! Thank you—the management.]

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