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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Your Pants are Gross

Posted by Anonymous on Thu, Jun 20, 2013 at 7:47 PM

They make their way into your wardrobe rotation at least once a month. They are skin tight beige, and flared at the bottom. They go up your butt and show a mighty swollen camel toe.

Please, if this sounds familiar, stop wearing them. They are gross and those pecker tracks look permanent....

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