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Friday, June 21, 2013

Your Bike Has a Motor? Good. Now Fucking Use It.

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, Jun 21, 2013 at 7:53 PM

Hey asshole wearing full yellow rain gear riding up Williams during rush hour on your recumbent electric-assist bike and passing everyone: keep going, asshole. Don't jump to the front of the queue then plod along at 10mph, only to get butthurt when I pass you.

Fucking drop the hammer on that embarrassing $10k nerd turd and let my pudgy, huffing, semi-drunk ass spin a blazing 14mph well behind you.

Also: it's fucking daylight and you're already covered in day-glo everything, time to turn off the sixteen billion dollars worth of exotic LED accessories, bro.

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