Our Dan Fogelberg-Free Rundown of the Best New Year's Eves in Town!
I hope you had fun at the festival. I noticed you illegally parked in front of my driveway. I hope the dog poop spread across your windshield and air intake vents is easy to clean. Wouldn't want to inconvenience such a considerate person such as you.
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