So your writers are held to such high standards, huh? Look, I understand the whole rivalry thing. It's whatever. What I don't understand is your attitude. Go ahead and keep giving people shit for trivial things such as where they were born. That world view is every shade of the color fucked, and when I'm kickin' around, trying to have myself a funky good time, the last thing I want to talk about is the merits of rigorous editing. ppppsssshhhhhhhh
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