I don’t think “Love In An Elevator” should be the hold music that I hear when calling your School District regarding business matters. I will admit that while on hold for about 2 strong minutes (waiting for my contact to be located within your building) I did ask the good lord to continue this dirty little hold adventure, and to please play something just as inappropriate. But he didn’t, your hold music went right into “Soak Up The Sun” by stupid Sheryl Crow, and now its stuck in my head.

I hate you!