For the love of god, please get the hell off our major streets. I understand that bicycles are legally allowed on all roadways, but we don't have the nation's most efficient bike route system for you to put yourself and others in danger by riding down HIGHWAY 26, at DUSK, with NO LIGHTS, NO HELMET, and HEADPHONES. I was born and raised in this beautiful city, and by all means believe in sharing the road, but please at least try to use some of that empty space between your ears. I don't drive down the Springwater corridor trail, so stay the hell off our major roads.
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