Ha ha ha, I was checking in on a video porn site and there are a bunch of videos of girls posted by themselves. Sounds dandy right? Well there are a bunch of posts and there is a girl posting a video of herself and her purple dildo and she has her Fred Meyer name tag on! Honey, ______ (name withheld) I am all for your posting videos anonymously to wanking dudes and dudesses everywhere playing themselves happy. But maybe consider taking your work hoodie off before you flick your bean for the greater spanking audience. Just a thought.
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