Your Lemonade Stand

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1
You're just angry that you waited 45 minutes in line for hipster lemonade
2
Wait until you find out it was so warm because they cut it back with fresh rat piss.
3
I vote we get the option to "like" the post.
4
Great, the Gresham lemonade peddlers have found Mt. Tabor. I'm honest to god surprised it took this long.
5
Yelp this little turd-kicker into bankruptcy.
6
A+
7
When I stopped by, the little bastard had an six pack of empty Mike's lying there. A real bargain, if you ask me.
8
Even kids perceive that all you have to do is slap the word "organic" on something and morons flock in to pay more for it.

It's called "greenwashing":

Gutter = Bioswale
Real estate development = Ecodistricts
Standard buildings = LEED certified
400 square foot apartment = Transit-oriented
No parking = an "amenity"

See how it works?
9
Here's a thought; don't patronize the joint.
10
Thinking about charging a nominal fee for y'all to read my bike-friendly, artisan eco-commentary. 2.99/month seems fair.
11
Breaking News:

SE Portland lemonade stand busted as front for prostitution and methamphetamine distribution. Anonymous law enforcment source claims business was operated by armed Mexican cartels funneling proceeds to extremist groups in Turkmenistan.