Last night I had a dream about Greg Glover. Yes, of 94.7 KNRK fame. Yes, it was one of THOSE dreams. Somewhere in the middle of the dream I realized how ridiculous it was and asked him, "You're...Greg? Greg Glover?" WTF. I think he's cool and all but I don't want to fuck him or anything! I'm a married 20-something year old female and I've never met Greg.
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