My sister brought back the Stranger from a trip to Seattle. Why is it 10x fucking better than the Mercury? Why don't you just rip off their shit and print that? FUCKING BORING, LIKE FUCKING BORING WILLY WANKER WEEK. This town is boring and sucky and pretentious and boring. That's all. Yeah yeah yeah, go at it trolls. I can read it now. Move, fuck off, shit yourself, it's all so fucking predictable.