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Sunday, July 28, 2013

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Posted by Anonymous on Sun, Jul 28, 2013 at 6:13 PM

We met through ok Cupid.. I could kinda tell something was a bit off. Not sure at the time.... Your picture shows nice teeth and tits. not that those EVEN matter but i fealt they represented a lady not so wrapped up in drama and meth and etc.

We me up at Holman's on 28th.

We hit it off and soon after I could tell your nice teeth were indeed fake.

You tried to get me to go to another bar but that dude who dropped you off kept pacing out front. The same dude who I'm sure would have kicked my ass.

I thank you for buying my drinks as I skipped the fuck out and back to Internet porn. Where I am totally. Fucking. Safe.

Nice try trixie....

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