To the guy who yelled "I see you baby, shakin' that ass" at me while I was walking to Safeway:
What made you think I wanted to hear that? Was it my wearing shorts in July? Was it the way I was pushing my baby's stroller? Or was it just that I was a woman in public? I don't know if you saw me flip you off, but I know your friend in the back did. How did that make you feel? Did you feel some remorse for harassing a woman who was just going about her business? Or did you get a kick out of it and call me a bitch for not having a sense of humor? I've got news for you, commenting on a stranger's body isn't funny or cute, it's harassment (even if you sing it). And now you know, so hopefully you can make some changes to be a better man. If not, I feel sorry for every woman who knows you, because you obviously don't know how to treat them.
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