I work in a local restaurant and bar where we share the restroom with our customers, and for the most part things are kept pretty clean. I just have one complaint. FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET PEOPLE! I'm not talking about the staff. Seriously, if you've got to "let it mellow", do so at home, not in a public bathroom. It's fucking gross. I know everyone's trying to save water and the earth and stuff. And that's cool. BUT STOP LETTING IT MELLOW IN MY WORKPLACE! If I came to your home I would flush the toilet. It's just nice. Also, it ain't the ladies. I hope at least you're washing your hands dudes. Though I've got my doubts.
Mellow Out at Home, Hippies!
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