I can hear your love for porn hub. It’s quite fascinating. I can appreciate routine, and your loud over kill to narrate each explicit scene. In conjunction to learning what’s your favorite. I get to hear in distinctive quality and sensation, you savor it.
You yelling at lesbians as if they can hear you, or coaching double fisting scene, is what I get to look forward to. ‘I would have lasted longer' leaves your lips, as if you're holding in your hand the ending scene from their production script.
I will admit I too love the hub, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WANT TO BE APART OF OUR MASTURBATION CLUB.
So shut the fuck up!
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